Morgalla's not trying to impress anyone... but she is.

Jon thinks that because he puts Morgalla in the same generic outfit every time we see her that means she's simplistic in design, chooses comfort over style and practicality over fashion.

Well, it's true that she certainly doesn't have style... or any kind of fashion sense.

Seriously, who would even look 'down there'? Is he referring to her chest because that is some screwed up anatomy and I can't tell if those are boobs or some sort of ledge that flattens off.

Oh look, Jon's favourite past time of 'pick on books that are actually better than mine even though they're still pretty awful.' Seriously though, it's about time Morgalla got a wardrobe.

You'd never guess she was a mindless puppet used by a conservative perma-virgin to promote outdated Republican viewpoints. Never in a million years.

No really, it's like she's that unfunny, anti-culture guy in your group who never washes and thinks he's so progressive because he wrote 'fuck the man' on his shirt.

Political soap box? What political soap box?

May the God's have mercy on our souls.

(I don't think boobs work like that Jon. Then again, how would you know? The reason you wrote this book is because you've never seen a pair of tits in your life)